What are skobbits you might ask? Do the math I say. They
like corn on the cob, ribs, and tea. They also have a penchant for making mash.
They sit on their front porch and relax in the shade surrounded by flies, mosquitoes,
and other vermin. They might want to watch the grass grow, but they can’t see
it for all the debris scattered in their front yard.
They have a mortal enemy, the smeeglitts. What are smeeglitts?
There is no math with smeeglitts because no one knows what they are. They slink
about all the time snagging stuff that they want or even want to want to want.
They don’t do anything with the junk unless it can be eaten. It just piles up in
heaps of trash in their tiny caves and holes in the ground.
Mortal enemies these two are and they are quite willing to use
any method to destroy one another…. Yet never do.
Gumomies hate them both (pronounced Guh-mo-mees) and they
both hate gumomies.
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