Junk on the Moon

I'm pretty sure NASA just illegally dumped some garbage on the moon, or they will this afternoon. The two probes, Ebb and Flow, are being sent to the surface of the moon this afternoon as their fly by mission to the moon is at last over. Low fuel precludes any other options. Though had I been in charge I would have strapped a Mr. Bill and Sluggo to the capsules and sent them into deep space.

That would mess up the aliens out there!