Wednesday, May 08, 2013

A New Apocalypse!

The Mayan apocalypse was a complete disappointment. It came and went and we continued in our hum drum worlds; worlds that didn't involve kick ass high speed chases with supped up nitro-cars down roads of warriors.

Since those long ago days of December, I've been kind of lost in a daze with no hope for a future of wild adventure, where we are thrown back upon our own wits and strengths, but rather must face a slow decline into apathetic malaise!

Now at last an new apocalypse! The bees! The bees are dying! Over 30 of the bees have been dying each year for 10 years (which means they are all pretty much dead I think, though my mat isn't that good). And once the last of the bees are gone, there will be no  more apples and broccoli, which they pollinate, which means, civilization collapses!

The Sixth Extinction

This of course means we finally get our supped up cars!

1 comment:

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