Soylent Green is People

Don't let them fool you, even though this crowd funding project raised $300,000.00 dollars and the food claims to be some kind of mixture of oatmeal and seeds, is not. Its people. I have it on very good authority. Its people.

They thought they were being very clever in naming it Soylent. But that was just to distract us.

At least on future earth the solyent was made into a  cracker; you can spread stuff on. This commercially viable soylent is some kind of ectoplasmic goo.