Five Line Movie Review ~ The Legend of Hercules

I had a gander at Hercules the other day, not the one with the Rock in it, but the other one, the one that shot through the movie theaters so fast last month. Here's a five line movie review:

Hercules is well acted with some cool costumes and sets. The movie has next to little relation to the actual story of Hercules, but is rather a conglomeration of Roman and Greek culture into some weird rat-king like story. The story is a little disjoined, almost as if it needed about 30 more minutes of screen time, but it does have an intense romance (well portrayed) and some good action scenes. Its G rated as far as action and violence are concerned, more like the tv show of the same name. The sword-weilding lightening bolt scene at the end is pretty damn fun.

I give it a laager of trolls!