He Shot Him?

Why'd he shoot him? For 345 million years we've been listening to reports of big foot, from the wilds of British Columbia to the swamps of Louisiana. that primate has been everyone's best imaginary friend. We've seen him in movies, comics, books and tv shows. He's the most iconic monster in the western hemisphere.

Everyone knows big foot.

Even the folks at Area 51 tip their hats to that giant wooly bastard.

This dude claims he saw him. And shot him. About a year ago. Down in San Antonio. Texas. He just now released the footage of the dead primate. A year after shooting him. Apparently he shot him. Put him in his truck. Carried him home. And has had him at his house for a year.