Back in 2006, at a city park in Monterey California a band of thieves...or one thief, no one really knows...made away with a 3 and a half foot tall statue of Dennis the Menace. He just vanished. No clues. No witnesses came forward. No CSI hair follicles on the ground. Only the conspicuous absence of Dennis from the park.
That was 11 years ago.
This past weekend someone found Dennis in a scrap yard, headed for the smelling bin. He was going to be remade...probably not into something better.
The spotter plucked the weighty statue from the yard and certain doom, returning him to the city of his home.
Turns out another statue of Dennis was taken in Florida...they aren't sure which one was recently rescued.
What the sam heck do people have against Dennis?