Surfing to the End

So there is a great scene in Dark Star where the Captain hops on a ladder and surfs his way into a star and of course burns up. If your going to go anyway, why not?

And such is the fate of Kepler 432-B. This gas giant is circling a star that is burning itself out and beginning to expand as the outward pressure is beginning to win the battle with inward and it has begun to grow. In a smidge of space time it will devour the gas giant.

Get that planet a ladder!

Read on!