"The American Mustache Institute (AMI) is planning a "Million Mustache March" on the nation's capital, part of an ongoing campaign to convince lawmakers to create government incentives to grow facial hair. Rally organizers plan to mobilize their mustache-wearing compatriots on April 1 at the White House and march to Capitol Hill."
It gets even better . . . .
"The subsidy, according to a 2010 proposal , would cover all products required for any proper mustache-wearing patriot, including:
- Mustache and beard trimming instruments
- Weightless conditioning agents and wax
- Facial hair coloring products (for men and women over 43 years of age)
- Mustache combs and mirrors
- Burt Reynolds wallet-sized photos"
Bacon??? NOW IT IS AWESOME TIME IN WASHINGTON!!!