Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My wife has plans on game night - how do you spell divorce

"What? What? You can't! How could you? Do you not care for me? All these years. More importantly, do you not care for Stark, Kee, Jamunji of Daffodili.They will all wither and die if I do not show.

The Game!"

What to do? My wife has plans and I am panicking. I have pleaded, begged, borrowed and stole to get her to change her plans. But all to no avail.

I guess my last attempt will be a divorce threat.

That or I could have a beer, relax, watch some show on the telly and show up about 10 minutes late.

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