Its supposed to hit between Sept 15 and Sept 28 on Puerto Rico, or rather, its not supposed to hit, or again, there is no it so the it isn't going to miss us at all, as it didn't exist.
Or did it?
This is exactly what the government would say if it were going to hit in order to keep people from panicking.
Maybe we should panic. Maybe we should be running amok and robbing stores of their internet ready televisions and soda pop!
I'm not going to say that this is a picture of the asteroid that NASA claims won't hit earth. I'm just going to post it.
A nudge is as good as a wink to blind bat! ~ Monty Python