I had a fantastic childhood. Absolutely fantastic. Santa brought me plenty of toys...you know the good ones, the Marx toys... to keep me busy all year long. I had comic books to read and I could afford them (I remember picking up my first comic book, Green Lantern Green Arrow, for 10 cents at the Piggly Wiggly in Warren Arkansas). D&D came out and I played it all the time.
Great parents. Great siblings.
A good time was had by all.
BUT . . .
I never got this kind of bad assery!!!